Me: Evelyn, you need to put on some clothes.
Evelyn: We have friends coming over?
Me: No, we don't just wear clothes when people are coming over. Most people wear clothes all the time.
Resumes running around naked despite my efforts to continually put clothes on her for the remainder of the day.
Me: Evelyn, if you have to go brown poopy you need to do it in the potty upstairs.
Me: That's the rule.
Me: Remember yesterday when Bella found brown poopy in your potty and started eating it...
Yes, that really happened.
Evelyn: I need something.
Me: What do you need?
Evelyn: Something to eat. I can't say it.
Me: You can't say it?
Evelyn: No. I can't say it, but I want it.
Me: Show me what you want.
Evelyn: Shows me the pistachios. I can't say that.